February 2012
100 posts
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“My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, “Is that dangerous?” and I go, “Yes, but I like danger”. We go to your favorite restaurant. We have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car is on fire. You go, “Aziz, your car is on…
Oh Aziz.
Let it go.
One day I will learn. One day.
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
Fact.
Dilemma.
Sometimes I can’t tell if I like hobbits or wizards more. It is an internal dilemma I struggle with.
#nerdproblems
